Country Western Music?

This is a personal opinion and therefore, Ito people like him, it goes like this:You start with a
don’t want any hate mail from CW fans,sad premise. You’ve lost your: (fill in the
which I know are fanatical and omnipresent. I doblank) i.e., girl, dog, pickup truck. They were your
have my favorites, from a chauvinisticfirst: love, companion, way of freedom. You
man’s point of view. I think that Shaniaremember their: smiles, wagging tail, leather seats.
Twain and Faith Hill are sexy and I enjoy a fewYou wish you could, once again, feel their: hair,
of their videos plus some of their songs. But is itfur, gun rack. You really miss their: smell, smell,
because they’re big country westernsmell. You would do anything to get them back:
stars? No way. I have a problem listening to mosttell her you love her, rub her cute little tummy,
of the CW stuff because it all is beginning to(or did I have those reversed?) hose her engine
sound the same. I can’t tell a Randycompartment. While you’re waiting for
Travis, Tim McGraw, Toby Keith or Alan Jacksonthem to return, you’ll have to: do your
song apart if my life depended on it.I grew up onown laundry, fetch your own paper, walk to the
the Jersey shore and many of you may,liquor store. In other words, it’s not a
therefore, think I’m unqualified to makepretty sight.So that’s my gripe with CW.
such a judgment. But hold on. I’ve spentThey change the harmony, the lyrics and the
the last 30 years in Arizona. Does it get moretempo, but the message is clear. I yearn for a
country or western than that? You know, thetotal change of pace where I can get my
home of Tombstone, Wyatt Earp, and where the‘Satisfaction’ or ‘Light My
‘Little House on the Prairie’ wasFire.’ But I also have troubles with Hip-Hop,
filmed.So I’m a transplant with an attitude.Rap, and Grunge. So, let’s say I’ve
Don’t get me wrong, because I’vegot issues and be done with it. And, to all you CW
given it a try. My late wife was from Westlovers out there, stick with your music and
Virginia and, during her mid-life crisis, began playingdon’t let a basher like me change your
CW music continuously for five years. We had alltune, pardoning the pun. And did I mention the
the CD’s, radio stations on preset, andtwo things I do like about Dolly Parton?Jeffrey
even watched the CW awards on tv. I couldHauser was a sales consultant for the Bell
recognize all the big names, the latest hits, andSystem Yellow Pages for nearly 25 years.
who was new to the scene. Through it all, I reallyHe graduated from Pratt Institute with a BFA in
tried to enjoy the sound, for her sake. But,Advertising and has a Master's Degree in teaching.
eventually, I wandered back to my classic rockHe had his own advertising agency in Scottsdale,
and roll, jazz, or blues.I play the harmonica andArizona and ran a consulting and design firm, ABC
keyboard and have oodles of sheet music.Advertising. He has authored 6 books and a novel,
I’ve attempted to play a few of the"Pursuit of the
recent CW popular numbers, but to no avail. IPhoenix." His latest book is, "Inside the Yellow
have several of the older CW classics that havePages" which can be seen at his website,
crept into mainstream by Johnny Cash and ErnieCurrently, he is the Marketing Director for
Ford, but they are few and far between. Thethenurseschoice.com, a Health Information and
current songs have become a formula that isDoctor Referral site.
fodder for Jeff Foxworthy and his ilk. According