| There are many reasons to hate your bed. I'm | | | | in college and this bed is likely to be a major turn |
| sure you can think of some right now. Hating | | | | off when bringing that special someone home. Oh |
| your bed doesn't mean that you hate it because | | | | yes, hate your bed. |
| you don't like it. You may hate your bed because | | | | 7.) Hate your bed because because it's hard to |
| you enjoy being in it too much and you can't get | | | | get into. - Climbing into bed for you really is |
| anything else done. Well, no matter the reason | | | | climbing into bed. When you get ready at night |
| here are some great reasons why you should | | | | you have to track down your gear which includes |
| hate your bed. | | | | ropes, gloves, carabiners, cams, pick ax and a |
| 1.) Hate your bed because it creaks. - Yes, your | | | | steady supply of fluids before you make the |
| bed tends to creak at night when the connecting | | | | climb into your bed. We're not sure what the |
| hardware has worked its way loose or two | | | | manufacturer of these mattresses and |
| pieces of the bed are rubbing together when you | | | | boxsprings had in mind but it apparently didn't |
| move around on the bed to get more | | | | include built in side ladders to get you into bed. |
| comfortable. Annoying? Oh, yes and worse there | | | | Sure, go ahead and hate the bed. |
| are often few ways to minimize the creak. | | | | 8.) Hate your bed because someone puked on it. - |
| Maybe that creak is coming from a floor board? | | | | Parties happen, it's a simple fact. Your party |
| Don't get me started. | | | | guests are throughout the house. You're just |
| 2.) Hate your bed because of the mattress. - | | | | having a great time enjoying some drinks and |
| Your mattress is old, lumpy, un-supportive and | | | | conversation. One of your party patrons rushes |
| every morning you wake up it feels like your | | | | up stairs through your bedroom to the sounds of |
| back it being poked by little sharp nails. You hate | | | | heaves and splatters. You rush upstairs only to |
| waking up to this feeling and just wish you could | | | | discover your bed took the brunt of it. Pretty |
| throw the whole thing out the window. Yes, hate | | | | gross actually. Don't hate your bed. Hate the guy |
| your mattress. | | | | puking in your bathroom. |
| 3.) Hate your bed because your sheets slip off. - | | | | 9.) Hate your bed because its comfortable. - |
| Maybe the bed has a really strong polyurethane | | | | There is nothing better than having a really |
| that allows everything that comes in contact with | | | | comfortable bed. There is nothing worse than |
| it to simply slip off. You wake up in the middle of | | | | family members knowing about it and wanting to |
| the night only to find blankets and sheets all over | | | | use it before you do. Your bed sits in the |
| the floor. Maybe we should just hate our sheets | | | | bedroom while you're away at school. You return |
| at this point. | | | | for the the summer only to find your brother or |
| 4.) Hate your bed because you're too old for it. - | | | | sister has "acquired" it away from you. Hate your |
| No I'm not taking about in your later years, I'm | | | | bed, maybe. Always keep the comfortable ones |
| taking about hitting your teens and discovering | | | | close. |
| that tiny twin bed just isn't long enough for you. | | | | 10.) Hate your bed because your pillows disappear. |
| Worse, your room is too small for anything bigger. | | | | - You're in a nice restful sleep. You turn your |
| Keep banging your feet on that tiny foot board. If | | | | body over and your head hits mattress. You |
| this is you, then you're are allowed to hate your | | | | come to, only to discover... no pillow. It has slipped |
| bed. | | | | off of your bed once again. You reach down |
| 5.) Hate your bed because it blocks everything. - | | | | behind the bed and pull it back up and try to get |
| Your bedroom is adequate in size but your bed | | | | comfortable all over again. Hate your bed or just |
| seems to block the heating/air vents, windows | | | | that the pillows keep pulling a Houdini? |
| and closet doors. It seems to be in the way all of | | | | There are many reasons to hate your bed. Some |
| the time. You try to get around it but a lot of | | | | good and some bad. Just remember that you |
| effort is required. Maybe we just hate this room. | | | | have some control over the things you hate. |
| 6.) Hate your bed because it's ugly. - This may | | | | These things will help you to develop a sense |
| not have been your fault. Twenty years ago your | | | | though for things you really like about your bed |
| parents may have thought this was a stylish bed | | | | and the next time you replace your bed you can |
| that would last the ages. They were right, the | | | | address the things you hate by avoiding those |
| thing is still going and when cowboys and Indians | | | | things in your next bed. Do I hate my bed? |
| were popular the wagon wheel headboard and | | | | Maybe I do or maybe I just strongly dislike it a |
| little cowboy hats were great. Now you're dating | | | | lot. |