Having a Most Unforgettable Wedding

A country wedding I attended last summerand a long T-shirt. Have your wonderful aunt
comes to mind, and I thought that the plaidteach him how to seat people...as he's seating
cowboy shirts with cowboy hats on thepeople.
groomsmen was a nice personal touch to the- OH!!! VERY IMPORTANT!!! Don't have any music
wedding, since the groom was a bull rider. It waspicked out for the ceremony. And pick a MAN to
actually a welcoming sight when we exited ourrun the tape player--preferably one who doesn't
car into the parking lot of the small countryknow when the bridal march ends, and the
church, and the beautiful weather seemed toprocessional begins. That is the only music you will
make the promise of a lovely, unforgettableneed, but the preacher may ask someone in the
wedding day.audience if they'd like to sing something.
Well, let me tell you! It indeed was unforgettable!- Another VERY IMPORTANT tip! Make it required
In fact, I've been wanting to share with you allthat all bridesmaids have at least one tatoo,
how to have your own redn..., Ipreferably on her back. If one of the bridesmaids
mean...unforgettable wedding, or please sharedoesn't have her own tatoo(check her calf too),
these tips with a bride-or-groom-to be!they do sell fake ones that will wash off.
These tips are in order as best as I can- After the bride walks down the aisle, since you
remember.have preferably picked a man who does not
- Planning ahead is not necessary. Just decide youknow when the bridal march ends, appoint one of
want to get married, and find a preacher! Oh....youthe bridesmaids to stand on her tiptoes and give
may want to order invitations, but be sure tohim the "slit throat" signal after the processional
send them out less than a week from thehas begun playing.
wedding date.- After the preacher reads his scripture, and
- Rehearsal and decorating the hall the nightspeaks to the soon-to-be married couple during
before? Nah!!! Go CAMPING instead!!! I'm sure youthe ceremony, about love and commitment, and
have an aunt out there somewhere who wouldyou exchange vows, and are now as one, have
be happy to hang streamers all by herself-nohim announce the reception before he tells the
biggie!groom that he may kiss the bride. This is a better
- Actually, that same aunt would probably betime for the announcement, since everyone will
good for a few other tasks as well, such as doingbe attentive and waiting for the new couple to
her best to round up a recording of the bridalkiss.
march around the same time all of the guests areSo there you have it! My tips for an unforgettable
arriving. She is also great at orchestrating thewedding. I've even shared them early enough so
order of the wedding proceedings, since, youyou can begin to plan your beautiful day!
know, you didn't have rehearsal.Oh wait! I forgot!!! That's the EASY part--no
- Be sure the bride is not seen before theplanning required!
wedding. If you are the bride, make sure yourOh, and there is one more tip that I got from this
mom has salads to make just before thewedding:
wedding(for the reception), so that she is 45- The bride MUST look beautiful (and she did!)! You
minutes late. Your guests probably won't mind.want everyone to remember the bride, and
- Tell your usher to wear bling, ultra baggy pantshopefully forget the rest!