I Wanna Be a Cowboy

I wanna be a cowboy, learn to rope and ride,butWon't be no gas stations, or clean bathrooms
they say there's a few things, I'll have to hide.very near.
No more mascara, lipstick or a bra,and I'll have toThey say I'll have to get a dog with blue spots
learn how to eat my steak, a little raw.and short hair,
No more champagne, in a crystal glass,One that bites everybody, and just doesn't care.
I'll be drinking beer with the boys and leaving theI wanna be a cowboy, learn how to fight and
bar last.make a big fist,
No more shopping, or trips to the mall,Ya just know some rednecks, gonna give my
I'll be stacking wood, getting ready for the fall.mustache a twist.
I wanna be a cowboy, learn to chew and spit,getI'll have to buy me a rope horse, that knows how
my teeth nice and brown, ready for another dip.to heal a steer,and when I miss, learn how to
I'll have to sell my pink car, and buy me a dodgeblame my header and drink another beer.
truck,one that has a big trailer hitch, and a dieselI'll have to buy a big hat, one that smashes down
with any luck.my ears,and join Buckmasters so I can learn how
I'll have to buy a saddle, one that fits myto hunt them-there-deer's.
rump,give up my power steering, over everyThey say I'll have to buy some spurs, that clank
single bump.real loud and jangle,but keep them away from
No more tennis, or lunch with the girls,my big rope, so I don't have a tangle.
I'll have to cut my hair, and get rid of all my curls.I wanna be a cowboy, learn to shoot straight and
No more ballet, or trips to the opra hall,fast,with my 50/80 vision, they'll probably make
I'll be getting up at dark, eat'n mush at breakfastme go last.
call.I'll have to fix a broken fence and learn about
I wanna be a cowboy, win a rodeo buckle thatbarbed wire,and make up a bunch of lies why it's
shines,me that they should hire.
I'll have to learn how to use an outhouse, andAuuh heck, what am I doing, most cowboys don't
wait in those long lines.have a clue,
I'll have to learn to eat dust, and foller a cow or aI think I'll just stay a cowgirl --YAHOO!!
steer,