| I wanna be a cowboy, learn to rope and ride,but | | | | Won't be no gas stations, or clean bathrooms |
| they say there's a few things, I'll have to hide. | | | | very near. |
| No more mascara, lipstick or a bra,and I'll have to | | | | They say I'll have to get a dog with blue spots |
| learn how to eat my steak, a little raw. | | | | and short hair, |
| No more champagne, in a crystal glass, | | | | One that bites everybody, and just doesn't care. |
| I'll be drinking beer with the boys and leaving the | | | | I wanna be a cowboy, learn how to fight and |
| bar last. | | | | make a big fist, |
| No more shopping, or trips to the mall, | | | | Ya just know some rednecks, gonna give my |
| I'll be stacking wood, getting ready for the fall. | | | | mustache a twist. |
| I wanna be a cowboy, learn to chew and spit,get | | | | I'll have to buy me a rope horse, that knows how |
| my teeth nice and brown, ready for another dip. | | | | to heal a steer,and when I miss, learn how to |
| I'll have to sell my pink car, and buy me a dodge | | | | blame my header and drink another beer. |
| truck,one that has a big trailer hitch, and a diesel | | | | I'll have to buy a big hat, one that smashes down |
| with any luck. | | | | my ears,and join Buckmasters so I can learn how |
| I'll have to buy a saddle, one that fits my | | | | to hunt them-there-deer's. |
| rump,give up my power steering, over every | | | | They say I'll have to buy some spurs, that clank |
| single bump. | | | | real loud and jangle,but keep them away from |
| No more tennis, or lunch with the girls, | | | | my big rope, so I don't have a tangle. |
| I'll have to cut my hair, and get rid of all my curls. | | | | I wanna be a cowboy, learn to shoot straight and |
| No more ballet, or trips to the opra hall, | | | | fast,with my 50/80 vision, they'll probably make |
| I'll be getting up at dark, eat'n mush at breakfast | | | | me go last. |
| call. | | | | I'll have to fix a broken fence and learn about |
| I wanna be a cowboy, win a rodeo buckle that | | | | barbed wire,and make up a bunch of lies why it's |
| shines, | | | | me that they should hire. |
| I'll have to learn how to use an outhouse, and | | | | Auuh heck, what am I doing, most cowboys don't |
| wait in those long lines. | | | | have a clue, |
| I'll have to learn to eat dust, and foller a cow or a | | | | I think I'll just stay a cowgirl --YAHOO!! |
| steer, | | | | |