Where's Jimmy Carter When You Need Him?

Old Presidents don't get any smarter. But they dodeclare this countries elections to be invalid,
have something to contribute, even afterco-opted, illegal, and un-constitutional! Why isn't he?
office!President Jimmy Carter had no good pointsBecause!The U.S. Government could hold electronic
as President. He never seemed to make aelection via, Internet computer, cell phone,
decision, which is the reason he not only failed totelephone, or heck, just open your "ice-box" and
get re-elected, he will not go down in historicalvote, while you order a non-fat pizza! Of course,
terms as one of the best Presidents as far as "Inthrough someone rich, and on the "inside", such as
Office" works.But since failing to regain office,a one-time political aspirant; "You people know
which ushered in our "First Reich", he has been ahow I mean". Kills me, that line!
dynamo! If you don't count his switching "parties"!But I digress, again. His, the rich man's, company
Yeah, he decided he could not continue beingmight be run to contain access to the database
associated with a Baptist organization that wasof the F.B.I. So that anyone "wanted" that calls in
anyway "prohibitive" to the gay and, I suppose,to order a pizza, whether at a home or a motel
not involved in the "Won World Order". And no, Iroom, the database will "peg" him, and earn the
did not miss-spell that.You see, he helped the "lets"finder's" fee from the local "yocals" or the
build em' a house" group. That is very good work.Fed'er'ails'. Are we there yet? I man, inside the
But we are interested here in his other mainNew First Reich's "Won World Order"!Perhaps
focus. His international focus. He is, after all, aEx-President Carter could call on his once-famous
popular international figure, as most involved inbrother! That would be awesome! Because as
"Skull and Bones" are. This is an assumption onEx-President Carter has no "male genitalia", his
my part. I am not privy to the membership roles.brother used to! Beer was not his only interest.
However, we have never had a President thatHe could loan you some money, at high interest
was NOT a member! So I am on safe groundrates, and no pledged assets required! He could
here I think.His main focus, in the "Won Worldraise a bit of hell, and perhaps alert the sleepy
Government", which is the opportunity for thevillage idiots! (If that fits, I am so sorry!). You
"First American Reich" to instill itself further intoneed your sleep. And incarcerated for an act of
our society and our legal system, is one of"TERRORISIM", like saying "no" to any Policeman,
monitoring elections, mainly in so-called "Thirdor failing to identify your dog, that is, via
World Countries". He travels to the country andimplanted chip, which all animals have to have.
causes huge press pressure on whateverHorses, cows, dogs, sheep, pet snakes, and one
government is in office, to cause them to run asupposes, the mice you buy and feed the snake!
half-way fair and open election. You are gettingI'm not kidding you here either! Do we have you
ahead of me, aren't you?Since we have severalconvinced that you, and I, are in a heap of
elections, all showing "ties" in ballot counting, oftrouble? Then you, and I, are idiots!You don't have
exactly 18,161 (or so) votes scattered all overto believe in conspiracies! I almost never do! But
the United States of Non-America, we could useyou can believe, as your Forefathers did, in;
his help. I mean, gosh, he would not have toANARCHY; UNCONSTITUTIONAL CRIMINAL
travel to be able to see that WE get a "free andACTS; PERSONAL LIBERTIES VIOLATIONS; and
open election"!If he is not too busy, making "Skullother acts that are now being committed by the
and Bones" meetings, or something, perhaps heFirst Reich! Acts that really do mess up your lives.
could find out why our elections are beingIf only you thought about them.There is a "little
"thrown" by the use of CONTROLLABLE VOTINGole' granny" running for Governor of Texas. She is
MACHINES!You see, our Forefathers neverin office now, I believe as Comptroller or
dreamed of electronics. Never dreamed of holdingsome-such. That is the usual "jumping off" position
a vote by machines! Never thought about ato reach for the Governorship in Texas. She says
country being as large as it is now. But they didthat the new "Super Duper Highway", (and its
know men's hearts! They knew a CARTELL couldsoon to be confiscated, no not fairly bought!
and would take over this country if given aConfiscated Corridor that will contain eight or so
chance. And YOU are GIVING them fellers alanes, two to four railroad tracks, and multiple
CHANCE to STEAL this country, and they areunderground utility lines, as well as overhead
doing it! Right under your nose, and making youpower lines.) is right now being funded by your
like it!Long many years ago, I was told that thetaxes, access to toll roads, and Highway Patrol
Dallas Cowboy football organization had aIssued Tickets! She doesn't like that money going
database dedicated to the youthful football player.to a Spanish (reads Royalty) owned company!
If any player, near their senior year, or after, inShe wants to stop that! Good! As Texas takes
college, "popped up on radar" as becoming aroads that we paid for, and converts them into
"player of interest" to the Pro Football, theytoll roads, the access could be about $40 per day
already had him in the database. They could pullto go to work. No one knows how much it might
up all his stats, and access his training, schools,cost to return home, or travel to "Grannies"! Am I
past coaches, and more importantly, his aptitudehopeful she might succeed? Nope.Well, I am not
for education and ability to render plans of anytrying to convince you to believe in
kind into goals. I thought that was very neat, longCONSPIRACIES. Nor to disbelieve in any. Nor take
ago when computers were barely more than justpart in any! I only want to know how stupid I am!
a new tool. Computers used to be as large asAnd I want to know, if no conspiracy exists, why
ships! Little did I know that one day the Unitedthis country is being run like there is one!Well, now
States would have a database on every child inI have to do something a bit more serious. Like
America! To keep up with age, education, criminaldig and shake all the peanut hulls lodged
background, sports, preferred profession, militaryin-between my keys on my keyboard! But you
potential and history, and FAT, I ain't kidding youthink it over, and let me, and everyone else,
here!FAT on kids, and on your body, is the nextknow what you think!Dan Bunch, a Cherokee;
"BIG DEAL"! The fat on your child will beChoctaw; and Melungeon; whose mother was a
monitored. And yours also, but the child's fat isnaturalized citizen born in Hong Kong. His father
easier to both monitor, as well change, since theywas born in Texas, a
are "captive" by an organization that theCherokee-Choctaw-Melungeon, who served in the
government controls. Yeah, schools. And you willArmy during WWII.Dan Bunch grew up in Texas,
pay attention to that issue more and more. Sincewhere he participated in; football, baseball, and
you will be paying a NEW TAX, on the fats in theboxing. He enlisted in the United States Navy
foods you purchase, and eat, and cram, howeverReserve while still a junior in high school. He has
unconsciously, upon your children.Scanned at thehad a multitude of experience in the business
store, the food will also be "read" at the exit. Andworld in; insurance, real estate, finance, and a
be "read" in your refrigerator! You see, the newbuilder of custom homes. He has always been a
"ice boxes" as they call them in the South, arewriter, and cartoonist. He attributes his interest in
going to now be able to monitor your use of allmany subjects to his early career as a
products, make you a "shopping list", and give younewspaper boy. He married his high school
"suggestions" via the new online access attachedsweetheart Gayle, with whom they have two
though your power line. Sound like I am mistakenchildren and five grandchildren.Dan Bunch is a
about the First Reich? Nope.If Ex-President Jimmygraduate of Grayson Co Jr. College, which he
Carter is not "in" on this stuff, and I have noattended upon his return from Vietnam. He was a
reason to believe he isn't, he could have aPO2'nd, crewmember aboard U.S.
field-day! He could travel around the country and