Massage Your Mind!: Tackling Your Angus Issues

I read a quote in one of those celebrity columnsphilosophy on the ideas of others. He believed we
recently that just blew me away. It's not that Ishould each tackle the big questions and think our
believe everything I read, especially when itway through the process of reaching our own
comes to Hollywood, but for the sake ofconclusions. So, in true Cartesian style, he started
discussion, let's assume that the quote waswith the most basic concept first. We all know
correctly stated.that classic annoying backseat question, "Are we
It was attributed to Angus Young, member ofthere yet?" Well, try this one on for size: "Are we
the band AC/DC. Think big arena rock, throbbinghere now?"
bass, and screeching vocals. You could identify anDescartes came up with a famously succinct
AC/DC song in the first few measures by itsstatement in response to this timeless question: "I
distinctive bass line and ribald lyrics. Many fansthink, therefore I am." (In Latin, Cogito ergo sum)
have smirked in recognition of the adolescentIf I am here contemplating this question, it means
angst celebrated in the songs.I am alive and thinking. If I am alive and thinking,
So here's the quote attributed to Angus: "I don'tthen it follows that I must indeed be here. Whew!
listen to music. I stopped listening 25 years agoGlad that's settled.
when I started making my own."Of course, it isn't really settled. You could spend a
Oh, Angus. Wow. That has got to be the mostlong time thinking about that, and I invite you to
radically conservative thing I have ever heard.do so. For now, let's go back to Socrates.
What's so amazing about this is that we all do thePicture this odd-looking guy wandering around
same thing. We establish certain ideas and opinionsAthens in a shabby cloak and barefoot. In all
about things and we get attached to them. Theyplaces, at all times, in everything he does, he is
become part of our identity. We build our livesgrabbing every opportunity in his daily life to ask
around ideas we may have had when we were inquestions.
our twenties. If we're aware of these ideas at all,He doesn't ask easy questions. He asks hard
we might notice that we've changed our mindsones, probing ones, ones that maybe even piss
over the years, but for the most part, we tendyou off. As he used to say about himself, "I am
to hang on to our opinions for decades. It's justutterly disturbing and I create only perplexity."
easier that way-no need to go there and thinkHmm. I think we all know people like that. The
through that again!thing is, we rarely think of them as philosophers.
This thinking and rethinking is what philosophy is allPerhaps we SHOULD.
about. Socrates said that the purpose ofSocrates' purpose was to question his peers so
philosophy is to help us become "excellent humanthat they would question themselves, their ideas,
beings". Our experiences help shape ourtheir choices, their very way of life. He liked to
philosophies, but our minds give us the ability tostir things up, but his intentions were pure. He
think logically and apply our knowledge.looked upon himself as a midwife, helping people
Socrates himself always said that the only thinggive birth to their own truths, their inner
he knew for sure is that he knew nothing. Hepossibilities. And, like childbirth, that process could
was fond of saying that there are two categoriesbe messy and painful. He could put people in a foul
of beings that do not engage in philosophy-themood. He understood implicitly that the value of
gods or sages, who are already wise, and theasking questions is not in finding answers, but in
senseless people, who THINK they are wise. Arevealing ourselves.
philosopher is a person in the middle, someoneWe can learn a lot about ourselves and our own
who is not yet wise but at least knows it.life philosophies by asking ourselves this: What are
That's not a bad place to start.my Angus issues? What thoughts have I attached
The best philosophers are those who inspire us tomyself to? When did I last spend time rethinking
think for ourselves. The French philosopher, Renethese issues?
Descartes, really zeroed in on that idea. He was aLet's use the ol' Cartesian method here, starting
brilliant mathematician who later became knownwith simple ideas and moving toward more
as the father of modern philosophy, and hiscomplex ones.
"Cartesian Method" remains an integral part ofStart small. Look at an opinion you have, like "I
mathematical studies as well as a time-testedhate country music." Hmm. Okay. Is that ALL
approach to scientific research. It basically breakscountry music? Is that ALL country singers? Is
down the process of inquiry into manageablethere not a single country song or artist that I
pieces.like? What would it be like if I didn't have that
Got a problem? First, you break it down intoopinion? What would it be like if I had the
smaller pieces. Then, you arrange these piecesOPPOSITE opinion? Would my friends laugh at
from the simple to the most complex. Next, youme? Would I have to hide my CD collection?
analyze each one, beginning with the simple onesWould I start wearing cowboy boots? What really
and moving on until you tackle the most difficultbothers me about country music? Why do I get
concepts. Finally, his approach required theso riled up, anyway?
investigator to keep analyzing the tough notions,Examine the differences between ideas and
even when they seem unfathomable. We use thishabits. Perhaps you are more attached to one
approach all the time without realizing we're beingthan the other. In the country music example,
so Cartesian.how much of your opinion is based on your idea
But the most revolutionary concept Descartes("I hate it, so I never listen to it.") and how much
introduced was that of universal doubt. Since theon your habit ("I never listen to it, so that means
times of the early Greek philosophers, the field ofI hate it.")?
philosophy was generally regarded as the studyAfter you've tackled some little Angus issues,
of the theories of the great thinkers, and requiredmove on to bigger ones. Let's say you don't
a whole lot of discussion around which thinker hadbelieve in life after death. You think that once you
the most profound ideas.die, it's all over. No spirit, no heaven, no soul, no
Descartes came up with a revolutionarynothing. On what have you based this notion?
notion-that each of us should approach philosophyWhen is the last time you revisited this idea?
from scratch. In other words, we could study theWhat would it be like if you didn't have that
great philosophers if we wanted to, but then webelief? What would it be like if you strongly
had to throw out all those ideas, strippingembraced the OPPOSITE concept?
everything down to its most basic elements, andYour goal: to become aware of the thoughts
come up with our OWN ideas. This seemedshaping your daily life, and to begin questioning
preposterous to many at the time. What...wethem. It might be disturbing. It might be
should think for ourselves? But, why? HOW?invigorating. I hope it'll get you thinking.
Descartes wasn't satisfied basing his own lifeWe need more thinkers on this planet!