| Video games have come a long way. baby, a
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| | Colussus is, if not art, then a beautiful
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| long way, indeed. And luckily for us
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| | represntation of what art can be. In it,
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| gamers, the image of the suspender wearing
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| | you wander vast, pastoral plains on
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| nerd who has to put his controller down
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| | horseback and tackle beasts of epic
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| every few seconds just so he can push his
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| | proportion all in the name of rescuing
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| taped glasses back up his nose has faded
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| | your love from her somnolent slumber
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| away. Because now, even the cool, ruffled
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| | (actually, she's dead.)Your only
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| collared kids are playing games, as well
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| | indication of who your next foe will be is
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| as the loyal crowd that has been playing
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| | from a ostensibly heavenly voice from the
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| them since Battlezone and Frogger hit the
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| | sky that speaks in an awkward manner that
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| arcades, making it a multi-million dollar
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| | sounds like somebody's playing a Yanni
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| enterprise.But sadly, as with any fairly
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| | record backwards.The landscape, music,
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| new form of entertainment, as gaming gets
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| | story, and character development (the
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| more popular as a genre, in come the
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| | protagonist, Wander, loses another piece
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| naysayers who want to push it right back
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| | of himself with every majestic monster he
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| down its totem pole. And the most recent
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| | meticulously manhandles) are all as artsy
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| attacker (passively, of course) of this
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| | fartsy as something you'd be privy to
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| upward movement is Roger Ebert, who gamers
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| | seeing in a Norwegion epic, and it truly
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| have been crying foul at ever since he
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| | is an engrossing experience that everyone
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| said that video games will never be art.He
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| | should embrace.And like many other elegant
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| claims that video games will never be as
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| | games like Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy
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| worthy as movies.Um, hello! Wasn't the
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| | and other magnificent titles, Shadow of
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| same thing said about movies when THEY
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| | the Colossus IS true art, And if somebody
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| first arrived on the scene when compared
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| | can drag Mr. Ebert away from watching Mean
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| with books? I'm sure some prissy, English
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| | Streets for the umpteenth time, maybe he
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| chap with mutton chops that spiraled out
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| | could find that out for himself.Video
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| of control and went down to his ankles
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| | games, like books, like movies, like, I
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| probably said something along the lines
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| | don't know, Anime, will be accepted in
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| of: "That new vulgar cowboy film all those
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| | time, just you wait. As long as there are
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| degenerates are slobbering over at the
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| | examples like Shadow of the Colossus to
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| nickelodeon cannot compare to the wit and
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| | push it forward, they will eventually get
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| grace of Mr. Dickens. Forthright!"Films
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| | there in time.Rich is a bum looking to be
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| had to gain the respect of the critics,
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| | a writer. He enjoys comedy but will take
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| just like books probably gained the
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| | anything as long as his employer pats him
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| respect of some ancient Egyptians who were
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| | on the head occasionally and cleans out
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| just fine and dandy with their wall murals
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| | his cage when the feces starts piling up.
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| of eyeballs and weird shaped snake dealies
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| | He enjoys reading, playing video games,
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| that spelled out utmost love for the
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| | complaining that there isn't a third
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| pharoah.And while games, this gamer must
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| | Ghostbusters movie, and oh, yeah, writing,
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| admit, HAVE been lacking in the story
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| | and would love to get a job that's
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| department, leading one to believe that
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| | accomidating to those aforementioned
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| they are not art but rahter just loud
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| | activities. Oh, and he's also a demon at
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| explosions and prostitute killing, there
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| | the buffet table. Boy, howdy, he scoffs at
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| is hope.The recent game Shadow of the
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| | three plates, I tell you, scoffs at it!
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