Roger Ebert Is Wrong, Wrong, Wrong. Video Games Can Be Art

Video games have come a long way. baby, a longart, then a beautiful represntation of what art can
way, indeed. And luckily for us gamers, the imagebe. In it, you wander vast, pastoral plains on
of the suspender wearing nerd who has to put hishorseback and tackle beasts of epic proportion all
controller down every few seconds just so hein the name of rescuing your love from her
can push his taped glasses back up his nose hassomnolent slumber (actually, she's dead.)Your only
faded away. Because now, even the cool, ruffledindication of who your next foe will be is from a
collared kids are playing games, as well as theostensibly heavenly voice from the sky that
loyal crowd that has been playing them sincespeaks in an awkward manner that sounds like
Battlezone and Frogger hit the arcades, making itsomebody's playing a Yanni record backwards.The
a multi-million dollar enterprise.But sadly, as withlandscape, music, story, and character
any fairly new form of entertainment, as gamingdevelopment (the protagonist, Wander, loses
gets more popular as a genre, in come theanother piece of himself with every majestic
naysayers who want to push it right back downmonster he meticulously manhandles) are all as
its totem pole. And the most recent attackerartsy fartsy as something you'd be privy to
(passively, of course) of this upward movementseeing in a Norwegion epic, and it truly is an
is Roger Ebert, who gamers have been cryingengrossing experience that everyone should
foul at ever since he said that video games willembrace.And like many other elegant games like
never be art.He claims that video games willChrono Trigger, Final Fantasy and other
never be as worthy as movies.Um, hello! Wasn'tmagnificent titles, Shadow of the Colossus IS true
the same thing said about movies when THEYart, And if somebody can drag Mr. Ebert away
first arrived on the scene when compared withfrom watching Mean Streets for the umpteenth
books? I'm sure some prissy, English chap withtime, maybe he could find that out for
mutton chops that spiraled out of control andhimself.Video games, like books, like movies, like, I
went down to his ankles probably said somethingdon't know, Anime, will be accepted in time, just
along the lines of: "That new vulgar cowboy filmyou wait. As long as there are examples like
all those degenerates are slobbering over at theShadow of the Colossus to push it forward, they
nickelodeon cannot compare to the wit and gracewill eventually get there in time.Rich is a bum
of Mr. Dickens. Forthright!"Films had to gain thelooking to be a writer. He enjoys comedy but will
respect of the critics, just like books probablytake anything as long as his employer pats him on
gained the respect of some ancient Egyptiansthe head occasionally and cleans out his cage
who were just fine and dandy with their wallwhen the feces starts piling up. He enjoys reading,
murals of eyeballs and weird shaped snake dealiesplaying video games, complaining that there isn't a
that spelled out utmost love for the pharoah.Andthird Ghostbusters movie, and oh, yeah, writing,
while games, this gamer must admit, HAVE beenand would love to get a job that's accomidating to
lacking in the story department, leading one tothose aforementioned activities. Oh, and he's also
believe that they are not art but rahter just louda demon at the buffet table. Boy, howdy, he
explosions and prostitute killing, there is hope.Thescoffs at three plates, I tell you, scoffs at it!
recent game Shadow of the Colussus is, if not